The postman may always ring twice, but the daily mail has never been so chic.  Of course, if you're the type to pine for posted parcels delivered by il postino, then you'll need this latest fashion accessory to avoid being caught waiting by your mailbox looking hopelessly. . . well, hopeless.  Never again will you get the slow, sad headshake in answer to your wistful inquisition about whether "the sea monkeys are finally here".  Instead, a second glance at your neck will be, ahem, in the mail.